A Quarrel Between a Hand and a Foot
One day, a hand and a foot had a quarrel.
“You always try to sit on the lap. You are quite annoying,” the foot said.
You can’t do your job without hands.”
“Nonsense. Without feet, you can’t even go to work,” the foot talked back.
Then the hand said,
“If you say so, I must tell you that food is eaten with hands.
“… You are right about that.
Next time I’ll step on dog poop and make you wipe it off!”
“Oh no, please don’t make me do that!”