昔話の英語《福娘童話集》昔話の英語 Japanese & English昔話の英語《福娘童話集》 童話・昔話・おとぎ話の福娘童話集
 


福娘童話集(Hukumusume fairy tale collection) > 日本昔話(Japanese classical stories) > 1月(January)

この正直者め

この正直者め
“You honest bastard!”

吉四六(きっちょむ)さん → 吉四六さんについて(Introduction to Kicchomu-san)

日本語  ・英語中国語 ・客家語

日本語&英語日本語&中国語 ・日本語&客家語

English translator REN HANADA(花田れん)

♪音声配信(html5)
音声 スタヂオせんむ
 
 Once upon a time, there was a man named "Kicchomu-san " who was very good at wit.

 In the olden days, there were barriers here and there, where people and their luggage were carefully checked.
 You have to go through this barrier to get to the town from Kicchomu-san's village.
 However, there is a bad official in this barrier. "Hey, hey, hey! What's in that bottle? I hope you're not hiding something bad from me! I'm going to take you in now." And when the official finds alcohol in the luggage, he drinks it while interrogating.
 Then, the villagers asked him to help them.
"Kicchomu-san. Can't you whip that official up in your wit?"
 Kicchomu-san had heard rumors about the official, so he immediately accepted the job.
"All right, I'll take care of it. That official is going to make sure him never drinks again.”
 Kicchomu-san said so, and immediately went to town to buy some liquor.
 When he was about to buy some alcohol from the town, the official immediately called out to him. "Hey, hey, hey! What's in that bottle?" Then he answers with a purposely annoyed look on his face.
"Yes. It's the... Actually, there's some urine in there."
"What, did you say you were pissing? Well, it looks like you've used a bit of wisdom, but it won't work on me."
 The official smelled the bottle with a cautious smile and drank the sake with a smile.
''Hmm, this is a good one. That's a pretty good piss. Okay, go ahead!"
 the official said with a satisfied look on his face after returning the empty bottle to Kicchomu-san.
 Three days later, Kicchomu-san went to town again and passed through the security gate with a bottle.
 Then, as expected, the official stops him.
"Hey, hey, hey! What's in that bottle!"
"Yes. It has, uh, urine in it, sir."
 When Kicchomu-san answered, the official looked at him and smiled.
"Oh, you were the last one to pass by here. I thought you had a little wit about you, but here you are again, pissing without giving up.”
 The official took the bottle from Kicchomu-san, and this time, without a whiff, he gulped it down.
 But soon his eyes went black and white and he was throwing up what he had drunk.
"Boo! Hey, hey, hey, hey! What's this! You! You made me drink your piss!”
 The official drew his sword and leaned over to Kicchomu-san.
 Kitchomu-san said with an unconcerned look on his face.
"As I said, piss."
"Mmm, mmm, mmm."
 To this, the official has no words to respond.
 The official put down his sword and said to Kicchomu-san,
"You're an honest man. Good to go!”
 Later on, it is said that the official did not want to drink any more even if he found alcohol in the luggage of people passing through the barrier.

End

One point advice : Sometimes, the best medicine comes from a stranger.

(Click here to return)

     1月 2日の豆知識

366日への旅
きょうの記念日
初夢
きょうの誕生花
竹(たけ)
きょうの誕生日・出来事
1980年 村上知子(森三中)
恋の誕生日占い
世話好きで、家庭的な事が得意
なぞなぞ小学校
糸は糸でも、働く糸は?
あこがれの職業紹介
モデル
恋の魔法とおまじない 002
好きな人に、想いが届くおまじない
  1月 2日の童話・昔話

福娘童話集
きょうの日本昔話
この正直者め
きょうの世界昔話
ミツバチの女王
きょうの日本民話
天福地福
きょうのイソップ童話
塩を運ぶロバ

きょうの江戸小話
主人想いの小僧

きょうの百物語
死神の使い
福娘のサイト
366日への旅
毎日の記念日・誕生花 ・有名人の誕生日と性格判断
福娘童話集
世界と日本の童話と昔話
女の子応援サイト -さくら-
誕生日占い、お仕事紹介、おまじない、など
子どもの病気相談所
病気検索と対応方法、症状から検索するWEB問診
世界60秒巡り
国旗国歌や世界遺産など、世界の国々の豆知識